07/08/03 Cleveland.....Just the facts mam.....
Words from Jaime, the bottom boy at Club Cleveland, the-clubs.com, summed UP my enjoyment there. There was the cutest waiter from Bounce that I also got a piece of afterwards. All this hard core fore play leading UP to my J/O show that evening. Had Monster in not so rare form. Gave another stellar performance. Made the mistake of doing it pool side. Having the pool in between my guys and I. It wasn`t the usual nasty interaction I am known for. I really got in to myself though. Having ran out of my usual poppers. I tried the ones they have at the club. Good stuff. Just had a different effect. Club Cleveland is one of the nicest bath houses I have been to. Country club looking. Unbelievable weight room. One that folks actually use. The indoor pool area is a must see. All the amenities one would hope for. Hot tub, steam room, sauna, hot men and even a sun deck UP top on the roof! It`s a must go to if you ever pass through.
Let`s back the weekend UP just a bit though. The Grid-Orbitz which is a premiere night club in Cleveland rocked on Thursday night. www.thegrid.com/index.shtml . Kicking off the four day weekend with great music, drink specials and Monster! There are two bars. One called The Grid. Go in to the second room and you enter Orbitz. Dance club extraordinare. Multi level balconies and rooms to give great vantage points of different areas of the bar. VIP room over looks the dance floor. Most of the folks were in The Grid. Getting their drink and talk on before my show. Getting on the microphone and hyping them UP a bit had them start slowly moving in to Orbitz. More and more came in to the room. Pretty soon the dance floor was pretty full. Waiting patiently for Monster and I to show UP on the dance box. Two big screens behind the box I was going to dance on. Playing the first scene of Stick it IN behind me. http://monsterbang.com. One of the best fuck flicks Monster and I have had the pleasure to bring to you guys and gals! I have decided trying something new for my first song. Bringing out a bottle of massage oil. Positioning myself under lightening so that you can see the oil squirting on to my body! Rubbing it ever so slowly around my torso and arms. Only just started doing it though. Haven`t got it down to make it smooth. Getting as nervous as I do during a show. I find myself moving too damn fast. Telling myself to slow it down. "Slow down Michael Brandon. Slow down." Not only that. Both times I have done it. I have squirted the damn oil right in to my eye! LOL! How`s that for smooth operator? Ugh!
My hands moving over my body. In to my crouch area. Stroking Monster under the material. Already having him primed UP and pretty damn hard before coming on stage. Working him UP in the dressing room. Jerry, the bomb, DJ helped out quite a bit! Oh, can`t forget the light man. Pulling that mans pants down and burying my face in his ass. He didn`t miss a beat on the light board. Gyrating his ass in my face to the beat of the music. Well, I guess he didn`t miss a beat. I s`pose I wouldn`t be the one to be able to make that judgment call. After all. My face and tongue was between the cheeks of his beefy ass! LOL! Lightening? Um..OK! I just love the professionalism of folks.
Anyhow, getting to the second song I was butt naked and jumped down off the dance box. Right in to the crowd of very unsuspecting people on the dance floor. Shocked the hell out of them. Going UP...whispering sweet nothings in to their ears. As I made my way center stage. "Happy 4th!" Writhing my oiled UP body next to theirs. When I first jumped down it was like the parting of the red sea. Monster was pretty heavy. Swinging to and fro. Not quite hard but certainly not anywhere near flaccid. I love it when a mans cock just hangs there heavy! Swollen, and heavy! Fucken hot! We danced and moved in to the crowd. I don`t know that they were ready for us. The look on some of the folks face was absolutely classic. Roaming the center stage. Allowing them to get an UP close and personal look and feel of my body! Allowing them hell. I demanded it by going right UP to them. In their face. Kissing the nape of their necks. Behind their ears. Dropping Monster in to their hands. Touch me Monster says. Touch me! "Can I touch him?" Yes, oh yes, please touch him!
Is my writing style narcissistic? Is that the right spelling? LOL! I mean hell. I just write the facts mam. I just want the facts! Didn`t that guy on Dragnet say that? "Just the facts mam, just the facts." Can someone please shoot me an emale and answer that question for me? I mean damn. In reading what I have written. Now analyzing it more because of my thoughts on my writing style. I was thinking that it seemed as though it was all about Monster and I! Our pleasure! Pleasure us! Which, I s`pose isn`t a bad thing either! LOL! But, it`s not just about Monster and I. It is most certainly about you guys and gals! It`s a win, win situation as far as I`m concerned. Monster and I love to bring smiles to folks faces. You seem to enjoy what we do. So, who the hell am I to second guess? Make it stop! Please, oh please make my head stop! It runs on and on! OK...enough! Whew! So, my songs end. I leave the stage. Out of breath and needing some time to exhale! UPstairs to the VIP room. Slow things down a bit while I gather my pictures and things for the signing. One of my new found fans followed me UP to the room. Hey, where the hell is security? LOL! It`s all good. He was two sheets to the wind. On his knees and enjoying our aloneness. Just him and I. No, that`s not correct. Just him, I and the ever ready Monster! The man was trying to deep throat him. Couldn`t quite relax his throat enough to make it happen. Monster gets so damn hard! Had to pull him off of Monster in order to get to my signing UP stairs in one of the other rooms. He wasn`t taking, "I have to get UP stairs" as a sign to get UP off of me. LOL! Physically, pulling him off me. Cute guy. Started to get a bit on my nerves when he wouldn`t respond to my request. Actually, yes, he did, he clamped down! LOL! Anyhow, enough about this, we went UP stairs. Signed autographs and talked amongst ourselves. It was a great crowd and a great way to kick off what ended UP being a very successful weekend.
The last gig of Cleveland was a book store signing. A couple hours of selling product, signing and talking with guys. Very relaxed with no clothes off other than my shirt. Very explicit instructions from Paul, the owner. "Michael Brandon, keep your clothes on!" I guess my reputation precedes itself. Eh, guys? Folks drove in to pick me UP and drive me in to West Virginia for my gig that night. Was to be on stage at midnight and 1 AM. I slept most of the way. Only keeping these late hours when I do the clubs gigs. Usually in bed by 11 PM-midnight. Can anyone say.....JET LAG! LOL! More about Vice-Versa next. www.viceversaclub.com/
Keeping it hard and well lubed--- Michael and Monster