03/13/03 Monster and I take to the seas The Mutiny and Mayhem Cruise. | www.jimgarcigatravel.com/mm/. Not to be confused with Pillage and Plunder! The two factions involved with that all sex cruise have split. Monster and I had been hired to headline on the maiden voyage of the Mutiny and Mayhem. As most of you know. I take my job very seriously. I took on the professional and personal responsibility to make sure each and every one of the 520 or so guests had a good time. Needless to say. I was the equivalent of a wet noodle by the end of the four day stint! LOL! It's all good though! Loving my job as I do. Monster and I were more than willing to give of ourselves as we have never given before! Jim, the producer of the cruise, and I had lunch on the Wednesday before the festivities. Him and I, among others worked very closely throughout the months putting it together. He confessed to me that he was a bit disappointed in the numbers. Of course the obvious state of the world needed to be taken in to consideration. We talked about the sour taste in folks mouths from the past events of this kind. Combine the two and you had the numbers we had! The ship was over half full. Not bad I would think. Who the hell am I though. LOL! I don't have a clue as to the financial numbers involved. I have an appreciation for them. Just don't have a clue as to who, what, when and where. I only know that I was hired to provide entertainment. So entertain we did! I turned to Jim and said. "Jim, just give me this cruise. Let Monster and I work our magic. Give me this cruise to create a more positive experience for folks to write home to Mom about!" he turned to me with that contagious smile he has, "Oh absolutely. Let's have some fun." Beginning with the Bon Voyage Party at Baxter's Lounge the following night. It was all about sexual energy! Sexual fun to be had by all! Go Go boys got us in to the mood by shaking their pumped UP groove things. Other featured stars to be part of the Mayhem was Enrico Vega, Tim Tyler, Danny Hunter, Trent Atkins. Every single one stepped to the plate to make sure when it was their time to make folks happy. Happy, happy, happy! We had a meeting that night before going over to Baxter's. All the models were brought together and given a pep talk and instructions for the weekend. Oh, and half our pay! Not that the pep talk was necessary. The pay was! LOL! The smiles in the room and the energy from all was amazing! Jim even made comment to that fact! The cruise said and done as I type this. We all got along marvelously. No real attitude to speak of. At least I didn't feel any. I have a way of smashing through that shit though. I am a firm believer and hopefully a role model that your star status doesn't have to include attitude. It's so unattractive! Don't you folks think? Baxter's Lounge was an opportunity for the guests that were already in Tampa, plus the surrounding communities to enjoy some fun with us. Introductions, dancing, go go boys and much, much more were a part of that first evening. Wall to wall bodies! Outside they erected a tent for the over flow this event creates. Sexy bodies, skimpy clothing, pumped UP cocks! Each and every one of the pedestal dancers all sporting a monster of their own. Henry, one of the folks in my life I consider friend/fan and family walked UP to me and said...."Monster's got some competition this weekend!" I laughed, "It's all good. There is plenty of men and booty to go round for all of us!" All kinds of carrying on went on that night. Of course I can't let you, my fan base down, so while waiting for my turn to be called UP on stage during the meet and greet period. I helped myself to one of the pedestal dancers swollen penis's. Did I say penis? I ought to be ashamed of myself. That man had much more than just a penis! It certainly ranked UP there with the best of us. Cock! Is what I should have said! Right by the bar! Mind you the bar was so crowded with big men, little men, horned UP men, bald men, sexy men, sexier than hell men, and men on their knees fluffing Monster and I. That would have been the pedestal dancer! I did some fluffing too now! I enjoy sucking a nice cock just as much as the rest of y'all! Bringing Tim Tyler and Kent Atkins UP on stage! Those boys were picked rightfully so for their perky ass and great personalities! Man, oh man! Twas a pleasure being UP in those boys! Not to mention being able to stick my tongue UP Tim's ass while on stage at Baxter's Lounge. Someone kept putting some plastic in between my tongue and his hole. Yelling something about safe sex! Annoying as all get out! I mean, don't get me wrong, I am a staunch advocate of safe sex. There are ways of passing it and there are ways of passing it. I am not of the belief that rimming a hot, clean booty is a way of passing it. How did I know it was clean? Because Tim is a professional. We professionals don't leave the room without clean booties. I know I for one haven't a clue what is going to happen from day to day. I never know when my pants are going to be down around my knees. Bent over a chair, or straddling someone's face with my pucker hole aimed right for their tongue! Yeah man! Just thought I would give you guys that visual! Anyhow, back to my fluffing. Folks standing around watching the introductions, folks sitting at the bar, folks just walking on by as Monster and I have fun with the pedestal dancer. Sexy mother fucker. Overalls that had one side down. I love that look! Sexy farmer look! Good ole boy right off the farm! Or, was it a mechanics overalls? Doesn't matter I guess. It certainly did the trick for me! Dive Will Robinson, Dive! LOL! Monster took the stage after being introduced. Threw out some T-shirts to the crowd and the weekend was officially kicked off. ........next stop.......All aboard....... Keeping it hard.....and well lubed..... Michael and Monster Brandon